No such thing as beginner's luck

I'm helping RK in his admirable task of 'unpacking' Mahendra's wardrobe.

Am very disappointed that Mahendra remained elusive on my first assignment last night. Instead, the newsreader was a lovely lady (Mandlakazi Mpahlwa?) in a postbox-red jacket with a Chinese collar. My only complaint is that her maroon lipstick clashed with said jacket. Perhaps the stylist and the make-up artist had a fight?